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Friday, March 5, 2004 
I got the posting time down to about 3-4 months here. That is outstanding. From this moment, I will be in Minneapolis for the Timberwolves versus the Lakers in 8 days. Its going to be unbelievable. Almost like an all-star game. KG, Sam, Spree, Wally, Kandi, T-Hud, Hoiberg, Madsen, Trent, Hassel, and THE BIG O from Bismarck. And that's just the Twolves. So 8 days til that. But, even better, 24 days til my 21st. Good night. Off the hook. Alright, if you are reading this please e-mail me or call me or something. Cause I doubt anyone is or ever will. Whatever. I write on. Plasma is still going good. I have 2 jobs, too. That's about all that's new with me. I'm out.
Wednesday, November 26, 2003
Alright, five months isn't so bad. I finally got sick of geocities' shit and I moved the web page. The page at Geocities will no longer be updated. The new addy, so you can tell all your friends, is: http://members.fortunecity.com/klempappa/ . So yeah, if you are reading this, you probably found out about the change by going to my old page and finding the link or I told you somehow. Okay, now some updates on me. I am in my 3rd year at U Mary in Bismarck. I'm majoring in Business (oh you know). I think I already wrote that but just in case you forgot, there it is. I am going to Timberwolves v. Lakers on March 12th BABY!!!! That is gonna be the bomb plus 20. Doll and Wosepka are coming too. Minneapolis isn't ready for us. So, tomorrow is Thanksgiving and I will once again be spending my day at Christ the King school in Mandan, ND. Good to see all the fam. Anyway, that's about all I have to say. If anyone wants to send me money, I'm down with that. If anyone wants to party, call me. I hope you like the new page. Later everyone. Go Jets....nevermind, they are terrible. Go T-Wolves. PS - T-minus 4 months and counting til the shit hits the fan (OH YOU KNOW!!!!).
Friday, July 18, 2003
So it's been like 3 years. In case you were wondering, or if anyone out there will ever look at this web page ever again, Yes I am still alive and well. Well enough I guess. I've completed 2 years at U Mary going for my Business Major. School starts again in about 5 weeks. I'll be living in Bismarck. I bought a car over a year ago but I have 3 years to cover here. '99 Grand Prix GT. Um, I played football for a year at Mary and then gave it up to concentrate on my studies and to give me more free time. It was a great time and I miss football but that's the way it goes. I still play basketball a little bit and try and lift weights on a regular basis. Donating plasma has become a big part of my life. $200 a month ain't too shabby. If you go donate, put me down as a referral. Oh, I got married.....Yeah Right I Did. But I have been to a few weddings, a few baptisms, and unfortunately a few funerals. But life goes on and I will be here to live it. Gosh, I sound profectic or maybe its pathetic. Anyway, thank you to the 3 or 4 people who will read this and hopefully it won't take me another 3 years to write again. Catch you later people. Go marauders.
Friday, October 27, 2000
Wow. That's about 2 months since I've written anything again. Its ok. Its all good. I am still living in case you were wondering. Hey, you know what, you should all sign up here:http://www.inboxdollars.com/signup.php?ref=0050050 You get money for reading e-mail. Its pretty kick ass. Anyway, Football is all done now. We lost our First Round Playoff game to Hettinger, at Hettinger 19-10. That sucks. Its gonna suck not getting to play high school football ever again. Damn! Hey, any college coaches reading this, give me a call and I'm there. Well, basketball starts in about a month, after Thanksgiving vacation. We should have a pretty decent team this year. We also have a new coach. Umm, we had knoefla soup for lunch today! Kick ass! About time. Anyways, its almost the end of the first nine weeks. Crazy stuff. But, I'm gonna go now. Hopefully I'll start writing on this page more often now. Take it easy and see ya later.
Sunday, August 20, 2000
Hey. Its been about 5 months. I finally did some stuff to this page. Look around. Have fun. Anyway, Track season came and went. Graduation happened; Summer is done. There was the Hoe Down and the Fair. Yippie, the Fair sucked. Anyway, football started 2 Thursdays ago. Last Friday we had a scrimage. School starts again on Tuesday (2 days). Anyway, see ya later.
Sunday, March 26, 2000
Wow...I wrote here 2 days in a row. That must be a record or something. I'm still in the process of completely revamping my webpage. I put a bunch of stuff in their own directories so its more organized. I'm gonna add an nba page too sometime here. I don't know why I'm writing this now because you won't even be able to read it until I re-upload my site. I suppose I'll go now. Later.
Saturday, March 25, 2000
As we speak, I am in the process of updating my webpage. This is a major renovation. Since I deleted my 'poems by uncle klemdaddy' page, I have to put the poems somewhere. I have elected to put them here, permanently. No longer will there be anymore poems from uncle klemdaddy. So, here they are:
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Here I sit in humble bliss, Listening to the dribbling piss, Once or twice a fart is heard, Followed by a rumbling turd |
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet, And angel dust is too |
I like animals but I hate 'em, I shot 'em and I ate 'em
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There once was a monkey named Borno All he did all day was look at porno, After one full week, he wacked off his beak And then he was a very sad monkey.
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Well, there you go. I know they're pretty stupid, but whatever. I think I'm gonna put up a page that has some of my favorite NBA players on it. I'm not sure what I'm gonna call it but I'm gonna do it. Maybe something like Uncle Klemdaddy's All-Stars or something. Anyway, I'm sure the next time you see my page, it will be completely different (the homepage anyway). But, a lot of the old stuff will be still around. Anyway, I guess I'll quit writing on this age and continue to work on my page. Later...
Sunday, February 13, 2000
Here's my new motto: Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. I just wanted to let all you know that. OK...Does anyone even read this part anymore? I didn't think so. SO, I updated the funny stuff and some other things. If you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again.
Sunday, February 6, 2000
I haven't updated since December. I really didn't update all that much today either. If you don't like my webpage, leave. If you like it, stay. If you're undecided, press 3.
Sunday, December 19th, 1999
I updated today. I put up a whole bunch of new christmas pictures in the funny stuff section under funny x-mas pics. I also added on to all my pages and I did a little bit of renivation on my index page. Christmas is in 6 days...that'll be cool. The year 2000 is also right around the corner. Anyway, basketball started and we are 0 - 2 so far but we'll get better, you can bet on that. Alright, check out the page updates and have a good day.
Wednesday, November 3rd, 1999
Ok...Don't even say it. I'm a schmuk. I haven't updated for a very long time. This you must have noticed. Anyway, I have been thinking about redoing my entire homepage (index file) to make it a little better and easier to navigate through. Oh yea, I took off the Klemdaddy Review (that was really dumb) and Vehicle pics because all that did was take up space. Anyway, football has come and gone and basketball will soon be starting. Yea! I can hardly wait. Ok, I'm leaving. Bye
Wednesday, July 14th, 1999
I ordered a CD-RW yesterday. It should be here by the 20th or so. Had an auction sale at my Grandma's on Monday. Got sunburn real bad. Anyway, I updated some stuff and did some other stuff so check it out if you haven't. Oh yea, by the way, I worked an 8 hour day today. I may even get paid pretty soon. Anyway, I have enhancement tomorrow so bye.
Monday, July 5th, 1999
Go ahead and say it. I'm a poop. I haven't updated since May. However, I added some cool stuff. The Klemdaddy Review and A Word From Grandpa Klempappa. The Seattle band trip rocked. Who knows, maybe I'll even tell you some details about the trip if you're good. Well, I got to upload and go to bed. It is 12:48 in the am and the power might go out cause its storming. BYe.
Sunday, May 30, 1999
School got out last Thursday (the 20th). So, that's all done. Tomorrow the band (me included) has to play at the Auditorium for Memorial Day. Then, Tuesday (in 2 days!), we (the band) leave for Seattle. We leave at 9 in the morning I believe. It's gonna be cool. I'll tell you more about it some other time. I gots nothing else to say. Bye
Friday, May 14, 1999
School went really quick today. Didn't do much at all. Was gonna go down and march in the Band Night parade but it was cancelled due to rain. So, I came home and made a I hate the Utah Jazz Page. Not very nice but I did it anyway. Read it here. I kept it short...good bye and good night all.
Thursday, May 13, 1999
Its been a while, ay? I guess. Well, a lot has happened since I wrote here last. Drama is over (went real good, made lots of money and everyone liked it). Umm?....I went to school a lot. Got a new email address: [email protected] . We have 5 more days of school left. Oh, I got this thing so I can listen to CDs in my truck. We that's it. I guess I just forgot. Hopefully, I can start updating this puppy everyday from now on since school's almost over. Yea, that'll be great. Well, here's what happened today. Went to school...1st...study hall....finished my homework....2nd...w.history....watched a movie....3rd....algebra2....test....4th...phy ed....played volleyball....again.....Lunch----Rib sandwhichs that a re supposed to go on a long bun but thet put 'em on a round bun instead....and...we had this get dessert stuff called dessert pizza....whooped can.......ok....on we go.....5th...english....movie (julius caesar......6th....biology.....mrs.holle came.....7th....band.....played a bit......then........came home, went to basketball, whooped up on everyone (except Marty, he wouldn't let me) and then came home and here i sit. GoodBye til we meet again.
Saturday, Apr 3, 1999
Hey. Remember me? I'm the guy who used to update my webpage. Well, I'm updating again, after about a month off. What happened in between? Well, in March the Band played at the state tourney in Bismarck, drama practice began and continues on until the 2 performances on April 9 & 10, and I celebrated my birthday. That's about it. Thursday I went to church and yesterday I went to church again. I'll go to church either tonight or tomorrow which is easter. Well, I gotta do some other stuff so, goodbye my friends.
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