Nov 30 - Dec 31

Thursday, Dec 31, 1998

New Year's Eve. Right now its 10:12 mountain time. I just watched the ball fall in time square on TV. I mean, it was on every channel except PBS (too late for them.) Today I had BB practice from 9 til 11:15. Then I came home watched some tube, took a nap, and watched some more tube. Then my cousin Mike came from W. Fargo. He's gonna be here til Sunday or something. Well, I'm keeping it short. Have a Happy New Year's. Bye.

Tuesday, Dec 29, 1998

Its been a while, ay? Ok. Monday we lwft from the High School at noon and played Elgin-New Leipzig at the Mandan Holiday Tourney. We ended up losing by 1. I fouled out w/ 4 minutes left though. We then ate at Burger King. I had the Chicken Sandwhich. Jeb was number 69 and when his number was called everyone cheered (not for Jeb, for the number). Anyway, that night I don't remember what I did. Oh wait, I watched a little wrestling on the tube. Good stuff. Anyway, the next day, TODAY, we left at 10:30 for our final game of the tourney. We played Sheridan County (that's a mix of a whole bunch of towns like McKlusky, etc.). They had this dude named Kyle Hunt. He's pretty good. He had 26 points....at half time! He dunked about 3 times. Jeez, I swear to god, one time, he took off from the 3-point line. I was standing at half court and I was like, "Yep, he's gonna dunk it." And he did. Dunked it pretty good really. He's only about 6'4" and he can get up there. Anyway, enough about K.Hunt. We lost. Ok, enough about the game. We ate at Bonaza. Ok, enough about lunch. We went home then. Imagine that? Going home after a game. Anyway, enough about that. Got practice tomorrow at 9am. Good enough. Good Night.

PS. Thanks to those who gave me water at the game on the bench. I was pretty thirsty.

Sunday, Dec 27, 1998

Have you noticed how I start like every single entry with what time I got up? Well, If you didn't notice, they do. They like all start the same, which is ok, right? Good. Now, I got up early, like 7:45 in the AM and went to church. After church, I went to Mandan to spend some time with family. Needless to say, I played a considerable amount of pinochle. Anyway, we got back at about 6:10 and I had just eaten and I now had to go to practice which was at 6:30. We practiced for an hour even though we DO have a game tomorrow at noon or something. Notice the accent on the word 'do'? That's right. Enough about that. I came home after practice and have been on the internet ever since. I just found out I forgot to do this, so I guess you're all lucky. I'm hittin' the sack now. bye bye birdie.

Saturday, Dec 26, 1998

I got up at 9:30am and was greated with a 10 o'clock 'walk through' practice which lasted an hour. I then came home and ate and went back to bed until about 3pm. At 3 I got ready to go to the game which we left for at 4. So, we played this game right. It was against Shiloh and we had it down to around 4 points in the 3rd but they came back and beat us by 13. We didn't play real well in the 1st half but played a lot better in the 2nd. After the game we made a jont to Hardees and I had the Bacon Swish Double Chicken Burger again. Go stuff man. Fries were ok. And a large Mr. Pibb. Oh yea! Good stuff. The bus ride home from Mandan took for-ev-er. I swear it took like 10 hours. So, I got home, went to Mike's and came back and here I am. Good deal, ay? Goodnight. I'm tired and I gots to go to church tomorrow and pray for the little naughty boy who keeps making messes.

Friday, Dec 25, 1998

Christmas Day. Well, first I'll start with Yesterday. I got up around 10 ish. Then I went to Bis w/ my uncle and came back about 20 mins before supper or about 4:30. We had a feast of Potatoes, Beans and Mushrooms, Swish Steak, and a few other items. After the dishes were done, our family opened gifts. After gifts we played pinochle til midnight mass. After mass, at 1:15 am this morning, most of us went to bed but I stayed up and played wcw/nWo Revenge til about 2:30. Got up at 11 something and my other uncle was here. We had supper and then opened some more gifts and played some more pinochle and I played some more wcw/nWo Revenge and here we are. Tomorrow I have practice at 10 and then a game in Mandan at 5:30. Hope we don't have to run before the game. Anyway, hope you all had or are having a Merry Christmas and I'll hopefully talk to you tomorrow. Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.

Wednesday, Dec 23, 1998

I got up about half an hour before practice this morning. Practice was at 9. I got home from practice at 12:20. That's pretty long ay? Just think of it as an early christmas present. We did fun bean-bag vegas I told you about (see Friday, Dec 4, 1998). And plain vegas. And other stuff. Christmas Eve is tomorrow and family is coming to our house. I'll probably get kicked out of my bed and have to sleep on the couch or something. I remember one year I slept in the bath tub. If you believe that I'll tell you another one. :) But, there's a lot of cookies in my house because you know a Christmas without cookies is like a car without tires. It just don't work. Hey pretty good analogy ay? I just came up with it too. Anyway, I didn't do a whole lot today. At one point, I made some fries. But we were out of ketchup! God, I hate that. First, I tried mustard and that was ok, but not good enough. Next, was ranch but our ranch is like 20 years old so I passed. Finally, I just put a whole lot of salt on them and they were fine. My cholestrol has just gone up a whole bunch. I'm gonna have to archive the 'stuff to read' page and the 'quote of the day' page because they're just getting too long. The wrestling people had an event at the HighSchool last night but I missed it cause I had to take out the garbage. So, have a good Christmas Eve and I'll probably talk to you tomorrow. Bye.

PS- Hi, This is Santa. I'm at Klemdaddy's house. Have you been good? Well, I have the list and here are the people who haven't been nice: Martian (MD), Weezer (JO), MK & JM (da), Fubu Flex (LS), and finally YOU, yes you, you know who you are. Ho, Ho, Ho, Just kidding. good night all.

Tuesday, Dec 22, 1998

First let me tell you what I did yesterday. I got up at 6am and felt crappy but went to practice anyway. After practice I felt about the same the rest of the day, but I was extremely tired. After school I went to bed (at about 3:30) and got up at 6:30 to get ready for the concert. It went alright. When I got back from the concert (9:30) I went to bed. This morning I got up at 6 but didn't practice cause I felt even crappier. I watched practice and had a 'Grandma's cookie' out the the candy machine for breakfast. No milk either. Anyway, I went to the Dr. lady's place out at the shopping center and she was gonna give me this medicine but she said I could just as well take the OverTheCounter stuff do I still am. I'll more than likely practice tomorrow (yea, we got practice) at 9 am. Today was our last day before Christmas break. We come back to school on Jan 4. Then we got 'a whole' week until semester tests. We get like an hour and a half to take them, too. Good deal really. Takes you about 30 minutes to take the test and you can mess around the rest of the time. The tests are spanned over 2 days. Well, catch you all later.

PS- If you are traveling for the holidays, please drive safe. And if you want to buy me a present, go right ahead.

Sunday, Dec 20, 1998

I put up a tunes page today. I also put a link on the main page for a little x-mas music. Its 6:30 right now. I got practice tomorrow morning at 6 so even if I went to bed right now, I'd still be tired. I downloaded a lot of pics of Vipers and Vettes and other cars and I'll put them up whenever I get time. Went to church this morning and then went out for breakfast. Then I went to the auditorium to go to a birthday party for my neighbor (Mike's grandma). Then I came home and here I am. The Viking's game just started so I'm watching it. Is that alright with you? Do I have to ask you first? I'm tired so I'll quit typing now. CU Later. :(

Saturday, Dec 19, 1998

I have 5 minutes of Staurday left to write this and then it'll be Sunday. Well, I slept till 12:30 then watched some tube, ate a sandwhich, and then went to the HighSchool to go to Glen Ullin for the bb gme. We got beat. Enough said. I then went to big Mike's house and drank about 8 cans of Mello Yello in a 2 hour time span. Then I drove home and here I am. Pretty damn exciting, ay? I think tomorrow I'm gonna put some music on my page somewhere and I'm gonna put on a white van conspiracy page and maybe something else. Who knows? Who cares? Whatever. Well, I got about 30 seconds before Sunday so I'll let you go now. A merry Chirstmas to All, and to all a GOOD NIGHT.

PS- I gotta say hi to Mike, krusty and HS, martain, weezer, a. kunz, and whomever else was at Mike's. bye.

Friday, Dec 18, 1998

Its actually Saturday right now because its 12:10. We just got back from Flasher where we had a basketball game. We lost by 18 or 20 but we really played better. Tomorrow (actually tonight) we have a game at Glen Ullin. On the way back from Flasher, (we went the long way), we stopped at McDonalds. Anyway, today in Eng II we watched the ed of 'Of Mice and Men' where George shot Lennie. Pretty sad stuff. Lennie, he was a good fella. A funny story...we were gonna leave at 3:45 for Flasher on the big bus (going the long way). Then the bus wouldn't start so they said we were taking a yellow one and told us to come back in 1/2 an hour. So we did and then we ended up taking the greyhound anyway cause they fixed it. And yes, we still took the long way. On the way down, the upper classmen (seniors-sophmores) slept while the freshman made noise. On the way back, me, yicken, dusch, j braun, and martian told stories. And then there is Roberto. He tried to tell us this story about a big fight in his school but just started laughing before he could finish. Well, I better get. gOOd bYe.

Thursady, Dec 17, 1998

Yep, its me again. Thought I'd forgot didn't you? I didn't. Took a fun 98,000 point test today. I think I passed but I'll tell you tomorrow. For lunch we had hamburgers and fries. Shoulda called them rubberburgers and fries. Ok, now here's the big story for today. Fifth period, I was sitting in the library by the window and outta nowhere drives by a plain white van! The exact time was a quarter to 1. About 20 seconds later a White Ford Tempo drove by as well, all headed the same direction. I don't know what's up but its weird stuff man. I couldn't make out the make of the van but is was either Ford or Chevy but I'm leaning toward Ford because it fits into the conspiracy. Anyway, finshed school, went to basketball practice, got tired, came home, and rested. Its about 8:35 right now and I just got done resting. We got a basketball game tomorrow at Flasher and wrestling goes to Linton and volleybal's at Washburn tonight. Happy Birthday. The end...for now. Bye.

PS- Some people will probably be getting drafted for WW3 which will probably start soon if the US can't keep their weapons in their pants.

Wednesday, Dec 16, 1998

I just had a really, really, long day. I went to school and 1st period went good. Then 2nd I found I had a huge test tomorrow. 3rd was a quiz. 4th was Study Hall then lunch. Before 4th period the announcement was that everyone parked in the lot move their cars back or out. More on this later. Ok, 5th period, another test which I probably bombed because it made no sence to me at all. 6th was ok and so was 7th. Then basketball practice. Right after our first game and my legs still hurt. Then I rushed home (about 6:15) and ate quick. At about 5 to 7 I went to CYo (church school) and we had class for the 1st hour. The 2nd hour we played this game where you role some dice and flip cards and stuff. But anyway, thats where I met Peggy. SHe's my new pet gourd. I won her in this bag. If anyone touches Peggy I'll have to hurt them. After church (9:10) I went home and studied for the test I found out about. The one we have 2nd period. I just got done when I started this letter and it is 10:03 right now. Anyway, about the parking lot inscident, the school bought a trailor house. For what I don't know but they did. Gotta jet. Keep the faith. GoodNight.

Tuesday, Dec 15, 1998

Just got home from playing our first basketball game. We got beat but brickmakers is still a dumb mascot. That's all I got to say about that. Today while we were sitting in study hall I swear to god I saw an FBI dude drive by in a white Ford Crown Victoria. I think this re-opens the White van conspiracy case. I have come up with a theory. The white vans...they delivered the explosives. The guys that were 'supposed employees' of H.A. Thompsons were the guys who placed the bomb throughout the school. The guy sitting out in the other van, he was keeping watch in case some kid looked in the H.A. Thompson's vans. If some kid would have looked in the window of one of them 2 vans, he would've stepped out and blasted them with an oozie. Then, the green Ford Windstar that drove by a little while later was telling them guys to get out becuase we were catching on, However, them guys got all the bombs planted. Today's Crown Victoria was supposed to hit the switch and blow the school to the moon, but guess what? I found the cords that connected all the stuff together and I cut them. Ha, Ha!!!! Foiled their evil plan! Ha!!!! Now, I have to be on the lookout for any suspisious Ford vehicle and make sure the people in their aren't assassins tring to 'take me out'. So, be on the lookout and watch your back. You can never be too sure. Don't trust anyone!! Especially people who are driving a suspisious Ford. Sleep tight and be sure to keep one eye open. ; )

PS- I'm serious.

Monday, Dec 14, 1998

Its 9:19 pm. I slept til about 8 this morning and still wasn't late for school. Guess I'll have to try again tomorrow. Lunch was great fun. We (morris, marty, and me) got our table back so neener, neener, neener. We had wet noodles for lunch. In other words noodles with water for sauce (and that big pot of red stuff which will go no farther). Practice after school went till 6. Raw started at 7 and went til 9:15 and its about that time right now. First basketball game tomorrow against the Hebron Brickmakers. Now, is brickmakers really a good mascot? I mean, what the hell does a 'brickmaker' look like? Who cares I guess. Good Night my Pretties.

Sunday, Dec 13, 1998

Ok. Here we go. I got up at 10 o' clock in the am this morning. I didn't really do much at all. I checked my e-mail, went to the store and bought groceries, and mailed my BMG order (which was a waste of time since it won't go out until tomorrow anyway). I watched a little tube and then all of a sudden it was supper time. We had some meatballs, potatoes, and beans. Pretty cool, huh? Gee, and I bet you thought your day was boring. Anyway, this is probably the least amount of stuff I've ever written. Consider yourself lucky because tomorrow I have this feeling it'll be a long column. Well, I also added the horiscope page but I won't put up a month's horiscope yet since its half way through Dec. I'll explain to you how the horiscope page is gonna work. I planned on putting up a new horiscope every month. (Wait, maybe that'll be too long of a time period.) I might have to change it a little bit. I could go weekly and update it every Saturday or Sunday. Yea, lets do that/ Ok, good thing we got that straitened out. Sleep well my children.

PS- I'm taking joke of the day off pretty soon, so look at it while you can.

Saturday, Dec 12, 1998

It is actually Sunday right now because its 12:16 in the am. I got up this morning at 8:45 and had practice at 9 but I still got there about 10 minutes early. After practce I went home and ate a frozen pizza (well, I cooked it first) and some frozen tator tots (deep fat fried those babies). I then roamed around my house looking for stuff to do. Until, I went to church (to pray that you all don't go to hell). After church I went to LS's (Leigh) house. I showed him and Lindsey S, and Ashley B my webpage and they read the 'stuff to read' column and the other stuff. Then we had some Mountain Dew. Then we played Playstation. Then.......you don't really care do you? The wrestling team went to Hettininger on Fri and they probably wrestled some people there. Then Sat they went to Bowman and wrestled some more people. I think they won. Don't know much about wrestling either. So, here we are again, at that unusually quiet point where I just can't think of anything else to say, except, bYe.

PS- Hi to all them people that were looking at my webpage at Leigh's house.

Friday, Dec 11, 1998

It's about 11 pm right now. I am writing this while listening to 'Living Dead Girl' by Rob Zombie. Pretty good song. Anyway, I slept really late this morning because it's like the first morning for a long time we haven't had practice. At lunch we saw a white van drive by but it was a Chevy Astro so it can't be included in our conspiracy theory. Anyway, same guys in the alley, except Matt came today. Then Leigh came for about 20 seconds. This is where I talk about Pablo, Bob, or Roberto (whichever you prefer). He's in basketball, too, but he's got a broken finger or wrist or arm or something and can't play for a while. At 5 pm we had practice then at 6:30 we scrimmaged before a live studio audience. After that I went out and got bored and then came home and here I am. I'll cut this one short. Good night.

Thursday, Dec 10, 1998

Wee haw. Had two basketball practices today. One from 7am to 8am and another from 3:30pm to 5:20pm. Add it up man. Now, that's dedication if I've ever seen it. Anyway, I got a nice ham and egg sandwhich for breakfast this morning and an apple juice. It really hit the spot, like, you know, that special spot. School was fun stuff. Nothing happened except everyone failed their Biology test on DNA and all that fun stuff. Also, for lunch, tacos. Bob (the Mexican) told us that he no like tacos that much. But I do, so I ate them. I'm thinking Bob ate his tacos, too. So, after practice(the second one) I went home, ate, and came back to the high school to watch the volleyball peoples put the 'smack down' on GUHS. I don't know much about volleyball but it was a low scoring game of 3 to 1. But as long as we had three that's all that matters. So, let's get to the point....Let's role another joint, turn the radio on, and listen to the weather report. It sure is getting cold way up here in ND, but let's face it. It's either always cold or always warm. Good Bye ya'all.

Wednesday, Dec 9, 1998

I forgot to write yesterday. Gee, that sounds familiar doesn't it? Oh well. Yesterday I got up, took a shower, and brushed my teeth. Exciting ay? Yesterday, we had burritos and today we had leftover burritos and tomorrow we'll have burritos. Actually, today we had hot dogs and ketchup and mustard and napkins and forks and beans. Beans, Beans, the magic fruit...The more you eat, the more you toot. Beans, Beans, Not too tart...The more you eat, the more you (well, you know). Anyway, we had practice after school yesterday and then had it again this morning at 6 am. Did you know that in Hawaii 6 am is like 3 am or something. So really, since I'm on Hawain time, I had basketball practice at 3 am this morning. Tuesday volleyball had a game but I left because I went to church to pray for all you sinners. Still not sure about the white van conspiracy. Don't really care any more though. I went home during 1st period today to get some Pepto-Bismol because I was sick. I had a Mountain Dew and a Fruit Integration Fruitopia and a piece of gum for breakfast this morning. You got all you basic food groups. Grain Group: The gum. Fruit & Vegetable: Well, the Fruitopia of course. Sugar Group: The Mountain Dew. Finally the Dairy Group: I guess I didn't have this group unless you count the Pepto-Bismol. Bye-Bye......Rock-a-bye...Like Nashville, with a tan.

Monday, Dec 7, 1998

I forgot to write yesterday. Really nothing happened Sunday. I slept til noon. Got up. Watched football all day and then went to bed. OK, first things first. We saw another white van today (we as in Pablo (Bob), Martain (MD), Weezer (JO), Charles (JM) and myself). Once again MK wasn't present in our daily alley meeting for some unknown reason. Anyway, we were discussing the white van conspiracy when all of a sudden a white ford van drove by. I swear it was the same old guy driving it too. A different white van, same old guy. Today for lunch we had chicken o's. I bet you've never heard of chicken o's before have you. I guess they're big in Europe. We had basketball practice at 6:30 am this morning. Great fun. Ran vegas too. Remember what vegas is? I bet you do. Anyone wanna join BMG? Talk to Klemdaddy during the day and he'll (I'll) hook you up. BTW, (ByTheWay), I am Klemdaddy. What else? Umm, I went to Bis at about 2:10 pm to go and get my tooth fixed and then I went to the Chiropracter. Then I went through the drive-up at Hardees and had their new Chicken-Bacon-Swiss Burger. Kicked butt man. Although I spilled all over me because I was on the interstate but it was still a good sandwhich. Man, I wish we'd have them for lunch once. That's about it for now.

PS- Hi Pablo.

Saturday, Dec 5, 1998

Well, I lied when I said I wasn't gonna do anything last night. I went to a certain person's house who is certainly seeing a certain guy we like to call Krusty Dunkle. If you don't know whose house I'm taking about, I guess you'll just have to guess. In fact she (HS) called me right as I was writing Friday's stuff to read column. Anyway, I went somewhere and I didn't stay home. This morning we had basketball practice at 9:00 AM, MDT. I still haven't figured out the white van conspiracy (see friday, dec 4, 98). I'll probably forget about it for a while then read this page the entire way through and see I forgot to figure it out. Let's talk about Rebecca Romijin-Stamos for a minute. She used to be just Rebecca Romijin until she married John Stamos (better known as Uncle Jesse from Full House.) Anyway, just thought you might want to know that. I had supper about 10 minutes ago. I had these huge hot-dog, bratwursts, whatever-you-call-ems. Should've been called greasy dead cow and pig meat in a plastic casing. I put one on a bun and the bun became saturated with grease. Ok, Here's one for all the people in band...remember the song Greasey Kids Stuff???? I do. Not a great song but I'd give it a 6 on a scale of 1 to 10. Right now it is 5:11 Pm but I've been writing for a while. Monday I'm going in to get my tooth fixed. Funny Story really. Down at the Fargo Dome I bit into a lovely candy called a "Now and Later". Next thing I knew my tooth was gone. Oh well. I'll probably go to church tonight so I can sleep til noon or so tomorrow morning then watch football all day and then go back to bed. Monday also brings me a morning basketball practice at 6:30 AM. Bummer ay? Anyway, them wrestling people haven't come back from Velva yet. Maybe they got lost or something. Whatever. Good night all.

Friday, Dec 4, 1998

I once again had a long basketball practice, but oh well. We did a fun new exercise called beanbag vegas. In this fun exercise you get down on your hands and knees, place your hands on bean-bags, and then run by pumping your legs. Great Fun! Anyway, today the wrestlers left for Velva which is a long ways away. I think its somewhere east of Minot but who cares really. I talked to a certain wrestling cheerleader at lunch (the only cheerleader who is still 'eligible' so to speak.) She (KM) said she was going with just for the ride because one mustn't cheer by one's self. Anyway, I became a wrestling cheerleader, ha.ha.ha. I had you going didn't I? Today we had bean soup for lunch. At least that's what they called it. It was more like a can of dirty beans mixed into a pot of dirty water and then served with a dirty spoon. And I think they ran out because Chicken Noodle came out at the end and that's when I made a mad dash for the lunch line before it was gone. Its Friday night and guess where I'm going? Nowhere! We hah!!! Just think, If I were going somewhere, who'd update this page? Just be lucky I don't have a life or you'd be out of a wonderful story of my day. What else happened today? Hmmmm? Oh yea. Let me tell you about the white van conspiracy. Today at noon there were 3 white vans parked outside the front of the high school. Two of the vans were H.A. Thompson's and Sons while the other was a plain white Ford. But get this....In the Ford was this old dude just sitting there!!! I'm not sure what all this means but I'll figure something out later. Also, to go along with this conspiracy, while me and MD and JM and JO and Pablo were standing in the alley (which we always do and MK wasn't there for some unknow reason) another van drove by. Scarey stuff man. Anyway. Have a good day. And thanks for reading this.

Thursday, Dec 3, 1998

I found out the person who sent me that e-mail. For security reasons, her name will remain secret. Actually, I found out on Tuesday but I didn't get a chance to update my page because I went to a Volleyball game at the High School. By the way, "Varsity Volleyball is hot stuff!" Anyway, they won 3 games to 2. I also didn't put anything on the stuff to read page about basketball starting on Monday but it did. Our first game is on the 15th of Dec. I just got home from practice about an hour ago and its 7:22 PM MDT right now. A long, tough practice but hopefullt will be worth it. Last year our record was 4 and 17 or something like that. We won 2 games during the season and 2 games in the district tourney. Today for lunch we had roast beef and mashed potatoes. Just thought I'd let you know in case you were wondering. Bye.

PS- I am saying hi to Marty, John, Jeb, and the rest of the 1st Hour W. Proc. class.

PPS- I made some changes to the page, as if you didn't notice. I made a quote page and changed some other things.

Monday, Nov 30, 1998

It has come to my attention that a certain someone(s) has e-mailed me and said some certain things about me. However, this certain someone(s) plan was foiled by a certain W. Proc. teacher who also received a copy of the e-mail. I know this e-mail was just a joke, however, we must not rest until the person(s) responsible for this are apprehended and brought forth. More updates on this and other certain events that have or will happen will be added to this webpage at a later time.

PS-Thank you to a certain W. Proc. teacher for bringing this matter to my attention before it escalated into a bigger problem and so I had something else to add to my webpage.

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