Even though this page is called quote of the 'day', there might not be a new quote added every day because either I'm too busy or too lazy. But anyway, enjoy. Oh yea, and maybe if you're lucky I'll put more than one quote up every once and a while. This page began on Thursday, Dec 3, 1998.

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Archived Quotes

| December 98 | January 99 | Feb '99 - Feb 2000 | Beer Quotes |

11-26-03 A Wise Person

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

3-21-01 Thomas Jefferson

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.

10-27-00 ND State Law

It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.

4-9-00 Unknown

I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he had read about the effects of smoking that he gave up reading.

3-26-00 Unknown

Worry is like a rocking chair - it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.