DECEMBER 1998 'QUOTES'

 

Tuesday 12.29.98: Here's one for ya.

"If you arrest a mute, do you tell them they have the Right To Remain Silent?"

 

Friday 12.26.98: New format. No quote. I think this page is kinda dumb. I might just take this one off . Or maybe give you all a quote of the week or something. We'll see. No quote today. Go home.

Thursday, Dec 25, 1998: A Chinese Proverb

"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."

 

Wednesday, Dec 23, 1998: -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey (Saturday Night Live - NBC)

"When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English.""

 

Tuesday, Dec 22, 1998: Just a quote I heard once.

"He who laughs last, laughs loudest."

 

Sunday, Dec 20, 1998: I can't think of one so here's some more Shakespeare.

"Romeo, Romeo, Where for art thou Romeo?"

 

Saturday, Dec 19, 1998: From the ex-NBA announcer Marv Albert.

"Yes!"

 

Firday, Dec 18, 1998: I believe this quote is from Shakespeare.

"To Be Or Not To Be. That Is The Question."

 

Thursady, Dec 17, 1998: Said by Beavis in 'Beavis and Butthead do America' while touring the Hoover Dam.

"Yea, Ah, I just got one question. Is this like a god dam? Get it? God dam."

 

Wednesday, Dec 16, 1998: I KNOW you'll know where this one came from. (Said by the guy with one pant leg up and the other down.)

"You can't do that, I'm Puff Daddy"

 

Tuesday, Dec 15, 1998: You should be able to figure out where this one came from.

"Hey!! Run the damn offense!!!!"

Monday, Dec 14, 1998:I made this one up.

"To air...are....eir....ar...errr...To mess-up is human."

 

Sunday, Dec 13, 1998: I think everyone knows who said this one.

"You gotta speak up because my eyes are bad."

 

Saturday, Dec 12, 1998: From the Great John Madden

"Three points ain't seven but its better than none."

 

Friday, Dec 11, 1998: This is a famous slogan of a famous company.

"Just Do It."

 

Thursaday, Dec 10, 1998: This quote is one from the movie 'Weird Science'.

"Umm, what's this sir?" "Drink it!"

 

Wednesday, Dec 9, 1998: I missed yeserday 'cause I was busy. Here's a couple for today. The frst one comes from the botton of a Menards advertisment.

"Bartenders are the only psychiatrists who don't tell their patients to quit drinking."

And this one comes from the 'Church Lady' segment Dana Carvey used to do on SNL.

"Well.....isn't that special."

 

Monday, Dec 7, 1998: Since I missed yesterday, I'll give you two. First one from an old SNL bit said by Dana Carvey I believe.

"We'll Go to My Uncle's House and Have Some Pizza and That'll be Sweeeeeet!"

Second one is from an older add for either Pizza Hut or Dominoes.

"I don't eat meat because I'm a vetrinarian."

 

Saturday, Dec 5, 1998: From the Movie Stars Wars said by a number a people in the movie.

"Let the Force Be With You"

 

Friday, Dec, 4, 1998: Two quotes today. The first one comes from MTV's 'Celebrity Deathmatch'.

"Good Fight, Good Night"

And the second one come from the great Paul Harvey.

"Paul Harvey......Good Day"

 

Thursday, Dec 3, 1998: Let's start it out with a classic. From the movie 'Field of Dreams'.

"If you build it, they will come"